I've thought far too much about this...
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ohnotheydidnt)
Gackt, I choose YOU!
And not just for the obvious prettiness and the constant entertainment/facepalm factor he'd bring but because if you're building a new society with only a limited number of people, he'd be perfect.
Every society needs music right? Well he's a singer, songwriter and plays seemingly every instrument known to man so he can cover that.
He acts (sometimes) so that's movies, TV, voice overs and stage plays covered.
We'd need someone to run the school and thanks to the Camui Gakuen shows he has plenty of experience oflooking hot in a school uniform keeping pupils in line.
Unless Hollywood has lied to me, every new society on a new planet needs their own unique style of dress and not only has Gackt modelled but he's won awards (well, I can remember one) for his designs. A society dressed by Gackt... *shudders*
To rebuild a society we'd all need to be fit and who better than Drill Sergeant Gackt and his wide variety oftorture devices workouts.
One of the big fads in fitness training over the last few years is the 'dance yourself fit' craze. Dance lessons from Gackt would be awesome.
We need food and drink. As long as we give him four days and the best cuts of pork we can find he'd whip up a curry (just don't ask him to cut chicken) and we've seen him stomp some grapes to make wine.
Every society needs pets and he's good with all types of animals - dogs, cats, horses, snakes, ravens and those garish animal prints he and Chacha favour.
We would never be short of entertainment as Gackt would very quickly install a planet wide version of Touch the Numbers that we could all play. Of course, he'd still win.
If that gets boring then we could all just listen to his Gundam impressions.
If our society comes under attack from aliens we can set Gackt with his mad ninja skillz and samurai spirit onto them. If reinforcements are needed then he can draw on his previous experience of commanding the GHOST battalion.
If ever times get hard and we all need motivation then I'm sure we could always trust Gackt to conjure up some words of wisdom that will inspire us all.
It'd take so many man hours to successfully build a functional society and Gackt would see it through to the end without lagging or cutting corners - for evidence of this see the entry under DVD, Requiem et Reminiscience II.
Any disputes, arguments, slander or unfounded criticisms of Gackt's work for us all would be quickly quashed and nipped in the bud by a carefully worded (hah!) and forceful blog post.
Every society needs to secure it's future by breeding the next generation and I'm sure Gackt can help by... Yeah. Hmm. Leaving that thought there...
So you see, Gackt would be invaluable to this new society and new planet and that's why I'd choose him.
ohnotheydidnt)QUESTION OF THE WEEK!!!
IF YOU COULD GUARANTEE YOURSELF AND ONE CELEBRITY SAFETY ON OPRAH'S NEW PLANET IN 2012, WHICH CELEB WOULD YOU PICK TO TAKE WITH YOU?
Gackt, I choose YOU!
And not just for the obvious prettiness and the constant entertainment/facepalm factor he'd bring but because if you're building a new society with only a limited number of people, he'd be perfect.
Every society needs music right? Well he's a singer, songwriter and plays seemingly every instrument known to man so he can cover that.
He acts (sometimes) so that's movies, TV, voice overs and stage plays covered.
We'd need someone to run the school and thanks to the Camui Gakuen shows he has plenty of experience of
Unless Hollywood has lied to me, every new society on a new planet needs their own unique style of dress and not only has Gackt modelled but he's won awards (well, I can remember one) for his designs. A society dressed by Gackt... *shudders*
To rebuild a society we'd all need to be fit and who better than Drill Sergeant Gackt and his wide variety of
One of the big fads in fitness training over the last few years is the 'dance yourself fit' craze. Dance lessons from Gackt would be awesome.
We need food and drink. As long as we give him four days and the best cuts of pork we can find he'd whip up a curry (just don't ask him to cut chicken) and we've seen him stomp some grapes to make wine.
Every society needs pets and he's good with all types of animals - dogs, cats, horses, snakes, ravens and those garish animal prints he and Chacha favour.
We would never be short of entertainment as Gackt would very quickly install a planet wide version of Touch the Numbers that we could all play. Of course, he'd still win.
If that gets boring then we could all just listen to his Gundam impressions.
If our society comes under attack from aliens we can set Gackt with his mad ninja skillz and samurai spirit onto them. If reinforcements are needed then he can draw on his previous experience of commanding the GHOST battalion.
If ever times get hard and we all need motivation then I'm sure we could always trust Gackt to conjure up some words of wisdom that will inspire us all.
It'd take so many man hours to successfully build a functional society and Gackt would see it through to the end without lagging or cutting corners - for evidence of this see the entry under DVD, Requiem et Reminiscience II.
Any disputes, arguments, slander or unfounded criticisms of Gackt's work for us all would be quickly quashed and nipped in the bud by a carefully worded (hah!) and forceful blog post.
Every society needs to secure it's future by breeding the next generation and I'm sure Gackt can help by... Yeah. Hmm. Leaving that thought there...
So you see, Gackt would be invaluable to this new society and new planet and that's why I'd choose him.
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Date: 2010-02-27 01:24 am (UTC)Your argument's quite convincing, especially on G's ability to keep the members fed.
The society sounds like a fabulously happy cult, though. I doubt Ms. Oprah would approve. (Oh, shucks)
You should X-post this somewhere! (Or maybe you already have. lol)
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Date: 2010-02-28 03:23 pm (UTC)Actually, that should have been another point - Gackt's ability to charm anyone, male or female.
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Date: 2010-02-27 01:41 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-02-28 03:24 pm (UTC)I choose GACKT too
Date: 2010-02-27 03:54 am (UTC)The first time I heard GACKT was the night that MJ passed away and I heard his voice for the fist time I started to cry because I knew right then and there I was becoming a fan.
Re: I choose GACKT too
Date: 2010-02-27 04:12 am (UTC)Re: I choose GACKT too
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Date: 2010-02-27 06:25 am (UTC)Re: I choose GACKT too
Date: 2010-02-28 03:26 pm (UTC)I know he's miming (IIRC he was ill on the day and you can see that he's a little off colour) but he puts so much into it. Rain is one of my favourite songs.
Re: I choose GACKT too
Date: 2010-03-01 05:55 am (UTC)This performance contains a lot of what makes him one of the greatest performers/expressionists ever.
Thank you for sharing it.
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Date: 2010-03-11 10:46 pm (UTC)Amen! XD